Tall as he was, Ublabla’s face, lifting into view to squint at Tehol, was within reach. Smiling and patting him on the head, Tehol said,
“My friend, if you could, step back from what serves as a ladder here — and given my manservant’s lacklustre efforts at repair I am using the description advisedly — so that I may descend in a manner befitting my station.”
“Get out of the way, you oaf!”
- from Steven Erikson’s Reaper’s Gale, the Malazan Book of the Fallen. (via ekkolalia
Do I intentionally set out to frustrate the reader? What an outrageous notion. Of course I do.
- Steven Erikson, author of the ten book mammoth of a fantasy series “The Malazan Book of the Fallen”, answering questions on Reddit. (via ekkolalia
Popped up on Facebook.
First I lol’d at just how true it is, then I thought my fellow Malazaners needed to see it! :D
Wise words are like arrows flung at your forehead. What do you do? Why, you duck of course.
Well, I was generalizing to put you at ease. I never include myself in my own generalizations. I am ever the exception to the rule.
- Tehol Beddict in Midnight Tides, Malazan Book of the Fallen, by Steven Erikson. (via ekkolalia
HQ 1500X Kim Jaejoong Magazine (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, 10)
all Block B’s MVs until nowadays
I can’t…..Omg…I can’t.
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Yeah, we have a gif for that.
OH MY GOD HOW DO YOU HAVE A GIF FOR THAT????
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.